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What We Could Sell if Only We Owned a Tricycle: Idea 18

What We Could Sell if Only We Owned a Tricycle: Idea 18

Food We Thought Was Toilet Paper


Cultural Relativism – Toilet paper

After thousands of years of sullying shirttails, slips, and other miscellaneous segments of unseen cloth (which was, of course accompanied by thousands of years of foreigners calling them “a stinky people”) we thought perhaps it was time to introduce toilet paper to our students, or at least the ones who are hoping to study abroad. […]


CRIMES AGAINST POSTERITY: Exhibit A

CRIMES AGAINST POSTERITY: Exhibit A

They Know Something We Don’t Know And with one foul stroke of the artist’s pen, out goes the rumor of American Utopia, flushed as carelessly as the product the new America sells so well. A barefoot, sleepy-eyed non-Asian, sleeves rolled up, scrubbing on hands and knees while the peppy t.p. awaits his duty – the […]