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The Ridictionary: Lesson 3

Garbage Ninja (n)1. A master of the art of garbage ninjutsu, an ancient martial art technique focusing on stealth and frugality, known to prowl dark stairwells and corners in search of abandoned household wares or empty bottles.ex. Before you open the door, check the stairwell for garbage ninjas. 2. An unknown entity that may or […]

The Ridictionary: Lesson 2

Prosticutter (n) (also Prosticut)1. An establishment that presents itself as a barbershop (or other such innocuous business) in a thin attempt to conceal its actual morally vacant services, often signaling to potential patrons with a pink or red fluorescent glow.ex. That man just came out of the prosticutter and his hair is all messed up.2. […]

The Ridictionary: Lesson 1

Ridictionary (n)1. An irregularly published series of words selected due to general awesomeness, modern significance, or a tendency to be misused or overused, that provides a thorough explanation of meaning and gives examples of proper usage, often with savage, unforgiving wit. 2. A lexicon of words compiled with the intention of shedding light on the […]