A cozy and convenient ground floor home, with windows, AC, and a high-tech thumb-less entry system so all important members of the family can come and go as they please (like Uncle Zhu who was a little too quick with the cleaver).
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Prime Real Estate – Property # JSNJ002PRC
Dear Sleeping Bicycle Guard
Dear Sleeping Bicycle Guard,
Finally, we have caught you, after so many undocumented sightings. There is no denying it now – sleeping on the job! Ha! So, as yet another lucky pawner makes off with his lunch resting in some over-worked high schooler’s handlebar basket, we will address the great mystery of...
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DOG HUMILIATED BY SWEATER TAKES REVENGE ON INNOCENT BYSTANDER!
Nanjing, CHINA – Reports say the perpetrator, a long-haired, short-legged Pekingese embarrassed by a hooded red pullover assaulted a short-haired, mixed breed puppy at about 11:30 AM Wednesday near the Hongshan Zoo subway stop. It was not immediately clear whether the canines were acquainted with each other prior to the incident.
The sole...
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Prime Real Estate – Property # JSNJ001PRC
A little house on the corner. Second floor only. Well designed over a popular Western Chinese bun restaurant. Intricate wood work hearkens the old days when care was put into even the outer most walls of a living establishment. Perfect for watching arguments between the chicken death bike lady...
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PAY PHONE TINY SHOE CALLING CARD THIEF EXPOSED!
Nanjing, CHINA – Pay phones have been disappearing from kiosks in a series of thefts that has left little to no impact on the citizens of the city. When asked about her discovery, Long Xiaomei, the eighty-one year old local woman who is credited with reporting the missing phones commented, “What! What’s...
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