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EATING HAMSTERS DURING PREGNANCY MAY CAUSE RODENTLIKE TENDENCIES IN CHILDREN!

Yichang, CHINA – Pediatricians are now warning against the consumption of hampsters during all stages of pregnancy. Recent studies show that babies of hampster-eating mothers invariably display a greater inclination toward certain rodentlike behavior, such as nesting, nibbling, and an insatiable desire to run in place. As a precaution, it is also suggested that pregnant […]