Whether your strutting down the ready-made catwalks of “not yet skyscraper” alley or swinging your hips through the fake goods of Fashion Lady Mall: curl, fluff, extend, bleach, set, everything-else-you-can-think-of that hair and claim those extra inches you deserve! More persuasive and direct than a billboard and less money too! Bound to attract the attention [...]
Apr 19, 2009 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China | Tags: Alleys, big hair, chinese people, Fashion, fashionable, hairdos, Humor, social commentary, trends | 1 Comment »
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Apr 09, 2009 | Categories: China, What We Could Sell if Only We Owned a Tricycle | Tags: Accessories, fake goods, Fashion, handbags, Humor, purses, Shopping, social commentary, tricycles | Leave A Comment »
“Never before in my life have I seen something so ridiculous as a little shit dog in 4 carefully laced up and double knotted high tops.” That’s what I said last week when I saw my first baby-shoe sporting pooch. Later in the week, not a half block from the first sighting, we spotted the [...]
Mar 22, 2009 | Categories: China, Nanjing, Very Fashion China | Tags: chinese dogs, dog shoes, Dogs, Fashion, Humor, Poop on Sidewalk, social commentary, timberlands | 5 Comments »
Totally Awesome Picture of the Week 46 Come one, come all! Witness a rip-roarin’ hair-pullin’ old fashioned good-timey ruckus down here at The Agricultural Extravaganza! Worth the pain and so much more! Less costly than that mini-skirt four-inch stiletto ensemble you’ve been flashing from your bicycle all over town! Created domestically for the domestics! Reduces [...]
Oct 28, 2008 | Categories: China, Totally Awesome Picture of the Week | Tags: crowds, Expat, extravaganza, farmer's market, Fashion, Foreigners in China, hair things, mannequin, social commentary, stampedes, suffocation | Leave A Comment »
Though China’s beloved breed of dog, the Pekingese, is known for its gremlin-like shape and faulty hips and repulsive, inbred pout, the peculiarly striking colorations on the pictured specimen are not among the prized defects of its DNA. This dog has in fact been cosmetically altered, and by no accident. Miniature canine princesses such as [...]
Oct 09, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China | Tags: doggy princess, Dogs, dogs with dyed fur, dyeing dogs, Fashion, Humor, Pekingese, Ridiculous, social commentary, things chinese people do to their dog, ugly lap dogs | 2 Comments »
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Aug 04, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China, Yichang | Tags: Awesome, bowl cut, children, Crazy Hair, Fashion, Humor, Ridiculous, style | Leave A Comment »
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Jul 03, 2008 | Categories: China, Yichang | Tags: Chinese supermarket, clothing, coca cola, coke, english language, Fashion, jumbled words, nonsense, t-shirt, That's Not English | 1 Comment »
As everyone in China knows, the sun – aside from being the magnificent giver of life – is also the ultimate evil, at all times threatening to thwart your efforts to maintain a perfectly colorless epidermis. How deranged is the paradox of that great ball of fire – at once offering light and creating darkness. [...]
Jun 12, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China, Yichang | Tags: Chinese Crap, Expat, facemasks, Fashion, Humor, plastic visor, polarized, Ridiculous | Leave A Comment »
I’d like to think that the boys of Metallica would approve of this shop, or at least its rugged, industrial location, with the pipe shop to its left and some other hardware dealer to the right, the post-apocalyptic, rubble-strewn earth out front, and the overflowing cages above. And the flames are pretty bad-ass too. But [...]
May 18, 2008 | Categories: China, Yichang | Tags: Expat, Fashion, Heavy Metal, Lawsuit, Metallica, Ridiculous, SPAMSO, Trademark | Leave A Comment »
As anyone into fashion these days can tell you, it is not cool to have your lower arms covered in mud and chicken blood. Luckily, you can always slip on these practical shirtless sleeves when you need to keep your wrists clean. Since you’re spending all your money on fancy new clothes, the most logical [...]
May 12, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China, Yichang | Tags: Chinese, Clothes, clothing accessories, Expat, Fashion, Ridiculous, sleeves | 3 Comments »
Our more perceptive readers may have gathered through the blur and reflections that this picture was snapped from a moving vehicle. A public bus to be precise, and though it was filled with people wearing similar outfits, my western mind judged it an inappropriate place to begin our quest to define China fashion. And besides, [...]
Apr 26, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China, Yichang | Tags: Accessories, Chinese, Clothes, Expat, Fashion, Ridiculous | Leave A Comment »
Dear Young Chinese Man with the Crazy Hair, We apologize for our forward manner. Also, for our presence, which seems to be causing great displeasure. We do not mean to offend. Despite the title we have given you, your hair does not concern us – although it is curious. What troubles us is your face. [...]
Apr 17, 2008 | Categories: China, Letters to Whomever, Yichang | Tags: 80s, Chinese, Crazy Hair, Expat, Fashion, Generations, Nationalism, Ridiculous, Rod Stewart, Youth | 1 Comment »
Very Fashion China 10: Big Bleached Hair!
Whether your strutting down the ready-made catwalks of “not yet skyscraper” alley or swinging your hips through the fake goods of Fashion Lady Mall: curl, fluff, extend, bleach, set, everything-else-you-can-think-of that hair and claim those extra inches you deserve! More persuasive and direct than a billboard and less money too! Bound to attract the attention [...]
Apr 19, 2009 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China | Tags: Alleys, big hair, chinese people, Fashion, fashionable, hairdos, Humor, social commentary, trends | 1 Comment »