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China Instructional Videos: Episode 2

How to Properly Cross the Street: A Lesson In Efficiency Follow these 5 easy steps: 1. Walk slowly, never fully stopping, for if you interrupt your flow the way will be lost. 2. Look neither left nor right. 3. Ignore all vehicles, especially large ones. The acknowledgment of their existence means acknowledging their superiority. 4. […]

This Ridiculous World Report: Crossing the Street in China

Crossing the street in China is like waking up in the middle of a dream: the line between reality and nonsense is so blurred that it seems like anything can happen. Except, when you step from the curb in China anything can happen (and most of the time, the curb is no safer). At first […]