Dear Nanjing Municipality
Dear Nanjing Municipality, Rumor is that you’re vying for some sort of award. China’s Best City or the Civilization Prize or Certificate of Glory or something. First of all, good luck. That isn’t a small pool of competitors to go against. But take this for what it’s worth – you’re strides ahead of Yichang. After [...]
Sep 20, 2008 | Categories: China, Letters to Whomever | Tags: best city award, bootleg DVDs, Chinese Food, cities, cleanliness, dirt, Expat, Jiangsu, law enforcement, social commentary | 1 Comment »
Dear G. Bush
Dear G. Bush, We apologize for your given title (the G, of course, is short for Garbage), which we realize is unfortunately similar to the name of our infamous leader, the number 1 American, the grand dunce of Washington, G.W. Bush, who, for slightly more than a week, will continue to be all of those [...]
Jan 10, 2009 | Categories: America, China, Letters to Whomever | Tags: Chinese social structure, cleanliness, garbage, George Bush, Humor, nanjng, social commentary | Leave A Comment »