Perhaps you missed the last visit of the majestically inbred boy-king of Egypt as he was hauled about the world for all to revere. And maybe you’ve never graced the great halls of the British Museum to look upon its chunks of Grecian monuments. Or stepped up to the mighty pyramids and...
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Dear Big Ants Who Were Bossing Around the Little Ants,
First, I must say that you look crazy up close. Sorry, but I have been a little off lately and have found that brushing aside distractions clears up a path towards almost clarity.
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Back-alley Shellfish
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It is a stigma China may never shake. Today it is the source of many unfair prejudices and a great number of jokes; the internet’s tubes are filthy with inflamed diatribes, dog-friendly campaigns and slogans, and reports of official attempts to curb the ancient custom of canine consumption.
Coming to China on the proverbial...
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Ode to a Chinese Food Bowl
What lies beneath your painted skin -Beneath those cartoons fading gray?Are you shaped of pure, white porcelainOr of a cheap synthetic blend?
Held within your emptiness,That quality that grants your use,The slimy strands of boiled grass,Mix with clumps of rice, or soup
And in the morn’ the frothy dripOf toothpaste water...
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Totally Awesome Picture of the week 53
Is this how you feel? As though you’ve been stripped naked, skewered through the eye sockets and rotated continuously from bright light to roasting flame, flopping lewdly at the mercy of gravity, doing your best to keep what’s left of your eyes on the man with the...
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Fried Egg, Pork, Cumin and La Jiao Waffle Biscuits!
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