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What We Could Sell if Only We Owned a Tricycle: Idea 17

What We Could Sell if Only We Owned a Tricycle: Idea 17

Stuffed Toys for a Missed Child or a Childish Mistress Share this:


Dear Sichuan Monarch Sanitary Ware Co., Ltd.

Dear Sichuan Monarch Sanitary Ware Co., Ltd.

Dear Sichuan Monarch Sanitary Ware Co., Ltd., Let’s begin with a scenario: We are walking along the streets of Nanjing, two years past, when a chocolate-brown bus comes hurtling by, its entire visible body transformed into advertising space. It does not feature an airbrushed Taiwanese corn juice model, but instead an oversized naked white child […]


This is What Happens When…

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INVERTED CARTOON TURNS DIGITAL-AGE CHILDRENS’ LIVES UPSIDE DOWN

FOREIGN ENGLISH TEACHER TO BLAME Nanjing, CHINA – “I just wanted to give them something fun for the holidays. I know they like to watch cartoons. I thought it would be a good treat and might further explain Frosty the Snowman’s story, since they studied it,” said the frazzled teacher over the howling chaos of […]


Dear Running Child/Dear Running Child of Yesteryear

10-1-91 Dear Running Child, Do you have any idea how lucky you are? Free is really the only word that fully embodies it. You have freedom to to run as only befits a child. Your world is complete within you. Your most cherished possession (though you don’t know it) is a selfishness that will grow […]


Very Fashion China 5: The Bowl Cut

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Traces of Progress: Public Playgrounds

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THIS MAN IS TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR CHILDREN

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EATING HAMSTERS DURING PREGNANCY MAY CAUSE RODENTLIKE TENDENCIES IN CHILDREN!

Yichang, CHINA – Pediatricians are now warning against the consumption of hampsters during all stages of pregnancy. Recent studies show that babies of hampster-eating mothers invariably display a greater inclination toward certain rodentlike behavior, such as nesting, nibbling, and an insatiable desire to run in place. As a precaution, it is also suggested that pregnant […]