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INVERTED CARTOON TURNS DIGITAL-AGE CHILDRENS’ LIVES UPSIDE DOWN
FOREIGN ENGLISH TEACHER TO BLAME
Nanjing, CHINA – “I just wanted to give them something fun for the holidays. I know they like to watch cartoons. I thought it would be a good treat and might further explain Frosty the Snowman’s story, since they studied it,” said the frazzled teacher over the howling...
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Dear Running Child/Dear Running Child of Yesteryear
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Dear Running Child,
Do you have any idea how lucky you are? Free is really the only word that fully embodies it. You have freedom to to run as only befits a child. Your world is complete within you. Your most cherished possession (though you don’t know it) is a...
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EATING HAMSTERS DURING PREGNANCY MAY CAUSE RODENTLIKE TENDENCIES IN CHILDREN!
Yichang, CHINA – Pediatricians are now warning against the consumption of hampsters during all stages of pregnancy. Recent studies show that babies of hampster-eating mothers invariably display a greater inclination toward certain rodentlike behavior, such as nesting, nibbling, and an insatiable desire to run in place. As a precaution, it is also...
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