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Fowl Lexicon

Totally Awesome Picture of the Week 40 Rooster – (n) a male domestic fowl; a cock – why so angry? Oh, rooster/domestic fowl/cock (whathaveyou), your tears are indecipherable. Like poetry, your wattle – (n) a colored fleshy lobe hanging from the head or neck of domestic chickens – drapes elegantly, a crimson reminder of wounds […]

Dear Rubber Chicken Models

Dear Rubber Chicken Models, OMG (translator for parents: modern vernacular for “I’m surprised/so excited”)! We were like, so into you guys when we were kids! Wow. You don’t even know. It was so fun to splash you in the bath and splash you with barbeque sauce! I can’t even express myself. You were sooooo cool! […]