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HOMICIDAL MANIAC LEAVES VICTIM HIGH AND DRY


Kep, ASIA – A dead fish was found on the corner of Two Horse Road and Leaning Dog Street. Foul play is suspected despite a definitive lack of evidence. The only quote, given by Detective Gold Shoe, the detective assigned to the case, indicates the surreal, perplexing horror of this discovery:

“The smell – none. The flies – none. The eyes – none. I know not what caused darkness to fall permanently upon this small unfortunate soul. If you have any information or witnessed this crime please step forward and reveal the facts.”

Results from the coroner’s office show the determined cause of death to be “Fish out of Water Syndrome” (FOWS). If you have any information on how this fish became “out of water,” please contact the authorities.

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