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The Ridictionary: Lesson 3

Garbage Ninja (n)
1. A master of the art of garbage ninjutsu, an ancient martial art technique focusing on stealth and frugality, known to prowl dark stairwells and corners in search of abandoned household wares or empty bottles.
ex. Before you open the door, check the stairwell for garbage ninjas.

2. An unknown entity that may or may not be amongst the living that utilizes extreme sneakiness to obtain the waste products of Homo Sapiens.
ex. This building must be full of garbage ninjas, those bottles are already gone!

3. A person with garbage hoarding tendencies.
ex. How does that garbage ninja fit so much on her tricycle?

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