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Prime Real Estate – Property # JSNJ011PRC

Who doesn’t like to stare off into the beautiful coal filled abyss of nothingness? And, more pertinently, who can afford such a luxury in China? You? Perfect. This is your dream home. The street sound free/view free apartments start on the 50th floor and rise to heaven. No more will you hear the cardboard man’s cry, the butcher’s meat grinder or the impatient driver’s horn. Instead your ears will be filled with the sweet hiss of your imitation Bose speakers, your neighbor’s high heels on the hardwood floors above, and the regulated air system’s steady stream of clicking fans. What can you call it but paradise?

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