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EATING HAMSTERS DURING PREGNANCY MAY CAUSE RODENTLIKE TENDENCIES IN CHILDREN!


Yichang, CHINA – Pediatricians are now warning against the consumption of hampsters during all stages of pregnancy. Recent studies show that babies of hampster-eating mothers invariably display a greater inclination toward certain rodentlike behavior, such as nesting, nibbling, and an insatiable desire to run in place. As a precaution, it is also suggested that pregnant women abstain from all variety of rodent, including mice, gerbils, and squirrels…

One Response to “EATING HAMSTERS DURING PREGNANCY MAY CAUSE RODENTLIKE TENDENCIES IN CHILDREN!”

  1. Anonymous says:

    hollywood!

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