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HE FOUND SOMETHING UP THERE!


A young Chinese man who mines his nose for a living is said to have discovered a new and important substance he calls, Yichang Gold. “I was exploring the eastern gallery when all of a sudden I came across a hard foreign feeling substance. I used my extra long leisure nail to scrape it loose. When exposed to air it turned almost immediately into a softer, gray substance, but I swear to Huanhuan, it was bright, almost neon yellow when I first pulled it out. I think I may have discovered the 119th element!” The young man, who calls himself Didi, now carries a weapon to protect his treasures. When this reporter asked to see the gems, Didi admitted that it would take a few days as he hides them in his stomach.

One Response to “HE FOUND SOMETHING UP THERE!”

  1. The Chairman says:

    That’s where most of China’s natural resources were first discovered.

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