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Dear Beijing Airport Domestic Departures Security Personnel

Dear Beijing Airport Domestic Departures Security Personnel,

Just so you know, it – that five-pound, soft, orange brick (yummmmmm) that you pulled from our bag and poked and prodded and passed questioningly around to your coworkers, giggling nervously, each leaving their own finger impression with equal confusion and uncertainty – was delicious.

Thank you for deciding it was harmless and allowing us to continue lugging it towards our final destination. Also, thank you for not saying anything about the three-pound bludgeon of salami (also delicious). That would have been even more difficult to explain.

Sincerely,

This Ridiculous World

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