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How To Properly Dispose of Your Excess Waste


Follow these five easy steps:

1. Remember that nothing ensures safety more than acting casual. Forgo the superfluity of traffic cones or flashing lights.

2. Procure a large container on wheels (similar to a garbage can) for the purpose of transporting your waste to the dumping location.

3. Lift the manhole cover.

4. Gently guide the black sludge into the hole.

5. Once your container has been emptied, swirl the mess beneath the road in order to ensure proper flow. To do this, you should implement the use of an extremely long-handled shovel, which can be found on most municipal worker tricycles.

Good luck, and happy dumping.

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