No, the four different bread products aligned so neatly on the plate is no mistake. That - along with a cup of lukewarm tea and some soft cheese - is what you eat for breakfast after a night on a rickety train sailing south into Upper Egypt. That is all a stomach...
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ENVISION THE FUTURE!
Behold! The future of warfare! As sleek as a fighter jet, as mobile as a Humvee, and just as necessary for the protection of Freedom and Democracy worldwide!
Having discovered the indubitable link between poverty and thrift and the proliferation of senseless dreams, the Department of National Dream...
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Attention:
What to do if you come across a poster such as this one: smash, destroy, beat, bash, mutilate, hammer, ram, stomp, pound, or otherwise hit until you are certain that all dissenting messages have been fully eradicated! It is your duty as a citizen to protect the sanctity of street-side advertising panels –...
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The crumbling metal plow rolls slowly along its rusty tracks.
It has come from one place; it is going to another.
The sky is pure – the light falls sharply, drawing with precise contrast the shapes of leaves and trees, of cool striped railings, signposts, idling vehicles, and the eager, anticipating figures of two full-grown men.
Criminals.
Look...
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General: “That’s bullshit. You know it as well as I do that there is no nonpartisan side in this war. You’re either with us or against us. This smarmy news outlet isn’t fooling anyone with your ‘Interviews for Everyone’. You think our people don’t notice those goofy grins or sarcastic comments...
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Caging the Lions
A general warning issued today by the DNDC demonstrated that results were in fact found during its much-criticized, multi-billion dollar, year-long undercover infiltration operation: “Please beware! Among the Dreamers’ secretive and powerful arsenal of WMDs (weapons of mass distraction) rests the epitome of all evil idleness:...
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Dr. Gerard Trutt, PHD is the Professor of Dream Studies at Princetard University. He is an acclaimed author, speaker, and historian, and is considered to be the foremost authority on the War on Dreams and its effects on American life. His most recent publication is titled “From Betty Boop to Dumbo:...
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Acronym of Unknown Origin Sparks New Interest in War on DreamsDREAMER – innocent accident of caps lock or a new symbol to inspire hate and angst in the World’s teenagers? You decide.
Rumors fly and fingers point concerning the newest discovered possibility of plausible clause in the case of “What does DREAMER stand...
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Totally Awesome Picture of the Week 19
and The War on Dreams: Part VI
HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
By Decree: As of this 17th day of the 3rd month in the 2 thousandth and 8th year, all things provoking imagination – including but not limited to – color, those awe inspiring defiers of gravity known as...
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“Yes. Hello. Yes, I can hear you. Were we on? Oh. Hello! As you can see, we’re back in the thick of it, or we were, or will be. Progress remains stunted and morale has dropped greatly amongst government troops. With the realization of previously unrealized or possibly yet to...
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