Whether your strutting down the ready-made catwalks of “not yet skyscraper” alley or swinging your hips through the fake goods of Fashion Lady Mall: curl, fluff, extend, bleach, set, everything-else-you-can-think-of that hair and claim those extra inches you deserve! More persuasive and direct than a billboard and less money too! Bound to attract the attention [...]
Apr 19, 2009 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China | Tags: Alleys, big hair, chinese people, Fashion, fashionable, hairdos, Humor, social commentary, trends | 1 Comment »
“Never before in my life have I seen something so ridiculous as a little shit dog in 4 carefully laced up and double knotted high tops.” That’s what I said last week when I saw my first baby-shoe sporting pooch. Later in the week, not a half block from the first sighting, we spotted the [...]
Mar 22, 2009 | Categories: China, Nanjing, Very Fashion China | Tags: chinese dogs, dog shoes, Dogs, Fashion, Humor, Poop on Sidewalk, social commentary, timberlands | 5 Comments »
Though China’s beloved breed of dog, the Pekingese, is known for its gremlin-like shape and faulty hips and repulsive, inbred pout, the peculiarly striking colorations on the pictured specimen are not among the prized defects of its DNA. This dog has in fact been cosmetically altered, and by no accident. Miniature canine princesses such as [...]
Oct 09, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China | Tags: doggy princess, Dogs, dogs with dyed fur, dyeing dogs, Fashion, Humor, Pekingese, Ridiculous, social commentary, things chinese people do to their dog, ugly lap dogs | 2 Comments »
Due to the movement of foreign-financed sweatshops to less powerful and less demanding nations like Vietnam and Cambodia, many Chinese nationalists have begun to test their creative impulses and luck in the garment industry. With an abundance of leftover Western-style dummies at their disposal, aspiring designers can finally dress life-size foreigners to their pleasing. The [...]
Aug 17, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China | Tags: Expat, fashion blunder, foreigner, Foreigners in China, Humor, mannequin, Ridiculous, social commentary, Western education | Leave A Comment »
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Aug 04, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China, Yichang | Tags: Awesome, bowl cut, children, Crazy Hair, Fashion, Humor, Ridiculous, style | Leave A Comment »
As everyone in China knows, the sun – aside from being the magnificent giver of life – is also the ultimate evil, at all times threatening to thwart your efforts to maintain a perfectly colorless epidermis. How deranged is the paradox of that great ball of fire – at once offering light and creating darkness. [...]
Jun 12, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China, Yichang | Tags: Chinese Crap, Expat, facemasks, Fashion, Humor, plastic visor, polarized, Ridiculous | Leave A Comment »
No, really, it is absurdly hot in this city these days. Hot and humid; which explains all the bare calves in our images. For many women this craze consists of sheer, ankle-height, leg-bulgingly-tight nylons. Of course, these wunder-hosen usually accompany hooker heels and are accessorized by umbrella (so as to protect the effects of the [...]
May 31, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China, Yichang | Tags: Chinese, Expat, Humor, Ridiculous, social commentary, socks and sandals | Leave A Comment »
As anyone into fashion these days can tell you, it is not cool to have your lower arms covered in mud and chicken blood. Luckily, you can always slip on these practical shirtless sleeves when you need to keep your wrists clean. Since you’re spending all your money on fancy new clothes, the most logical [...]
May 12, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China, Yichang | Tags: Chinese, Clothes, clothing accessories, Expat, Fashion, Ridiculous, sleeves | 3 Comments »
Our more perceptive readers may have gathered through the blur and reflections that this picture was snapped from a moving vehicle. A public bus to be precise, and though it was filled with people wearing similar outfits, my western mind judged it an inappropriate place to begin our quest to define China fashion. And besides, [...]
Apr 26, 2008 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China, Yichang | Tags: Accessories, Chinese, Clothes, Expat, Fashion, Ridiculous | Leave A Comment »
Very Fashion China 10: Big Bleached Hair!
Whether your strutting down the ready-made catwalks of “not yet skyscraper” alley or swinging your hips through the fake goods of Fashion Lady Mall: curl, fluff, extend, bleach, set, everything-else-you-can-think-of that hair and claim those extra inches you deserve! More persuasive and direct than a billboard and less money too! Bound to attract the attention [...]
Apr 19, 2009 | Categories: China, Very Fashion China | Tags: Alleys, big hair, chinese people, Fashion, fashionable, hairdos, Humor, social commentary, trends | 1 Comment »