Episode 1
Dec 13, 2010 | Categories: China, Comics, The Foreman | Tags: cars, china comic, comic, Construction, graphic story, hats, neighborhood, shops, social commentary, Street, webcomic | Leave A Comment »
“World War Two Edition in Memory of US Army” Dear Pabst Blue Ribbon, We know you. Pibber. P-B-R. We know you embarrassingly well. Pabst Blue Ribbon, unofficial cheap beer of choice for American hipster youth. We charge you with attempting to establish yourself as the representative drink of choice in a slightly different niche market [...]
Nov 26, 2010 | Categories: China, Letters to Whomever | Tags: Beer, china hates japan, hipsters, Humor, japan, Pabst Blue Ribbon, PBR, social commentary, United States of America, World War II | 1 Comment »
Totally Awesome Picture of the Week 2.02 Finally, America’s own version of the Chinese fire drill is over. Close the doors. Time to move on. But in the wake of so many changes, as the anxiety and rage of all sides subsides, it is natural to wonder: what is America? What kind of a place [...]
Nov 05, 2010 | Categories: America, China, Jinhua, Totally Awesome Picture of the Week | Tags: 2010 elections, american dream, consumerism, Dreams, mobile camper, Progress, RVs, Shopping, Wal-Mart | 1 Comment »
Dear Republican State Senate Candidate Who Mailed Propaganda to China, A red rectangle, yellow shapes, a straightforward simple slogan… so imaginative, so fresh! How impressed I was when handed your envelope; how happy I was that someone had thought to send me mail. I felt a swelling urge to announce my support for something. But [...]
Oct 16, 2010 | Categories: Alaska, America, China, Letters to Whomever | Tags: alaska state senate, mail, Politics, Propaganda, Republicans | 2 Comments »
Where is the oversight? This fall my boss rented me out to a kindergarten where her sister-in-law is principal. My new duty involves teaching four and five-year-olds to embrace the most important aspects of Western culture (for two half hour lessons each week). At first I thought they said I’d be teaching English, but evidently [...]
Oct 15, 2010 | Categories: C Destroys E, China, Jinhua | Tags: China destroys English, english basics, Humor, social commentary, something is broken, teaching english in china, That's Not English | 2 Comments »
It is everywhere, that massive bulky trio of letters. On towers, the sides of skyscrapers, over supermarkets and hotels and coffee restaurants. KTV! An acronym as prevalent as its cousin KFC, it announces the existence of a special place even more tasteless and depraved. The strings of lights along its outline ensure that it will [...]
Oct 08, 2010 | Categories: C Destroys E, China, Jinhua | Tags: acronyms, corruption, english language, KTV, signs, the future | Leave A Comment »
Dear Sichuan Monarch Sanitary Ware Co., Ltd., Let’s begin with a scenario: We are walking along the streets of Nanjing, two years past, when a chocolate-brown bus comes hurtling by, its entire visible body transformed into advertising space. It does not feature an airbrushed Taiwanese corn juice model, but instead an oversized naked white child [...]
Sep 28, 2010 | Categories: China, Jinhua, Letters to Whomever, Nanjing | Tags: advertising, children, monarch, peeing, sanitary wares, toilets, urine | 4 Comments »
Totally Awesome Picture of the Week 2.01 It’s about time we told you. We came back. A lot of famous things have been said about home: it’s “why I keep returning,” it’s “where I want to be,” it’s “always so exciting,” etc. All catchy ideas that I’ll admit to singing along with and perhaps even [...]
Sep 23, 2010 | Categories: China, Jinhua, Totally Awesome Picture of the Week | Tags: chinese workers, Construction, David Byrne, foreigners, home, kitchen | 1 Comment »
Perhaps you missed the last visit of the majestically inbred boy-king of Egypt as he was hauled about the world for all to revere. And maybe you’ve never graced the great halls of the British Museum to look upon its chunks of Grecian monuments. Or stepped up to the mighty pyramids and been harassed into [...]
Apr 17, 2010 | Categories: China, Mexico, Modern Wonders of the World, Other | Tags: all you can eat, buffet, Chinese Food, chino, crowds, Distrito Federal, long lines, Mexico City | Leave A Comment »
Stuff People Ingest Voluntarily episode 31 Before you start accusing us of focusing on the poor, fading laundry as part of our own Antonioni scheme to sabotage the world’s image of an entire nation, let us be clear: we are more interested in the one small bright square so carefully preserved like some tiny peep [...]
Mar 05, 2010 | Categories: China, Nanjing, Stuff People Ingest Voluntarily | Tags: Antonioni, beverages, cement, chai, Cina, consumerism, corn juice, corny, destruction, development, drinks, Expat, laundry, Progress, social commentary, tea, the future, Travel | 3 Comments »
The Nanjing Galaxy Yacht Club floats securely in the yellowish, turbid water of the Yangtze River. The neighborhood – in the northwest of the city, far from the Ming Dynasty wall – is mostly industrial. Not far upstream is the famous Yangtze River Bridge, a dark, ominous shape stretching across the water. There are no [...]
Feb 27, 2010 | Categories: China, Nanjing, Yichang | Tags: chinese schools, dinner, Expat, face, foreigners, payment, promotion, Propaganda, teachers, teaching english, Travel, yacht club | 3 Comments »
The niu year has now passed. While it may be inauspicious to go digging up old news and past grudges, a quick rummaging through our archives has revealed a few loose tigers, so to speak, which deserve a bit of the spotlight on this festive day. And perhaps they can help us in our unsolicited [...]
Feb 15, 2010 | Categories: China, Nanjing, Yichang | Tags: animal rights, animals, chinese new year, festival, holiday, predictions, Tiger Leaping Gorge, tigers | 4 Comments »
Part One: The Patrons A Chinese museum is a fascinating place. Not because of the exhibitions of history. No, in a country with a heritage longer than that of Jesus the ubiquitousness of artifacts is less impressive than expected. Nowadays, with a proliferation of middle class Chinese people embracing all forms of consumerism, even intellectual, [...]
Feb 14, 2010 | Categories: China, This Ridiculous World Guide | Tags: chinese people, consumerism, crowds, history, museum, social commentary, Tourism | 2 Comments »
May 20, 2008 – Yichang, China “Dazed morning at the primary school, raspy voice trying to read a book about butterflies over the constant murmurs of the students. One of my students, the one with the possessed eyes, has now given me a little ‘present’ – twice now. Actually, today before class he came up [...]
Feb 03, 2010 | Categories: China, Yichang | Tags: Chinese students, esl, journal, pictures, primary school, Teaching, tefl | Leave A Comment »
Dear Big Ants Who Were Bossing Around the Little Ants, First, I must say that you look crazy up close. Sorry, but I have been a little off lately and have found that brushing aside distractions clears up a path towards almost clarity. Share this:EmailRedditStumbleUponDigg
Jun 20, 2009 | Categories: China, Letters to Whomever | Tags: ants, ants in the kitchen, Chinese Food, Expat, food scraps, foreign teacher, Humor, IELTS, social commentary | 1 Comment »
What this substantial piece of city land is doing unpaved and undeveloped is a mystery of commerce and real estate. Whatever the reason, that red flag piercing the mud surely indicates a coming edifice. A new age high rise, perhaps? Another shopping mall? Share this:EmailRedditStumbleUponDigg
Jun 17, 2009 | Categories: China, Nanjing, Prime Real Estate | Tags: building, chinese construction, Humor, land, mud, property, real estate, social commentary | 1 Comment »
Nanjing, CHINA – After three days of continuous drilling the unidentified mustached man on the ladder finally made it through the cement and brick wall and into lucky classroom 8. Though his workspace partially blocked the steps of the entrance to the main building the man’s progress went unimpeded and unquestioned throughout. Students of class [...]
Jun 16, 2009 | Categories: China, Nanjing, NEWS FLASH | Tags: cell phones, Chinese education, Chinese students, drilling, foreign teachers, Humor, social commentary | 1 Comment »
Coming from America, or some nation similarly skilled in methods of clandestine waste removal – with magic, automatic flush toilets; color-coded trash bins; and troops of picker-uppers who carouse the streets in great machines with as much authority as fire engines – such unglamorous, undisguised removal may be a bit shocking. Here in this ancient [...]
Jun 15, 2009 | Categories: China, Nanjing, This Ridiculous World Guide | Tags: excrement, garbage, Humor, refuse, slop buckets, social commentary, Trash, waste | Leave A Comment »
The Foreman Inspects the Neighborhood
Episode 1
Dec 13, 2010 | Categories: China, Comics, The Foreman | Tags: cars, china comic, comic, Construction, graphic story, hats, neighborhood, shops, social commentary, Street, webcomic | Leave A Comment »