(Flexing teenager on his snowmobile speaking to another teenager): “Hey Bobby, got tickets?.. To the Gun Show!”
Bobby: “You Betcha! See you in the gym.”
“Fun for everyone.” This ad was printed on the front page of the Sunday edition of Alaska’s largest newspaper, the Anchorage Daily News:
At least they’re encouraging the kids to read.
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SLIGHTLY MORE PHOTOGENIC AS MAN
Shanghai, CHINA – A bust of Eric T. Sanders, was recently found in the ancient sculpture wing of the Shanghai Museum. The well-preserved, roughly-carved giant head – which, incidentally, is often referred to as “The Judge” – was previously thought to be some sort of god, demon or school teacher....
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Dear Alaska,
OK! We have to admit you had us. We really thought you wanted to reelect crooked old Uncle Ted. We are silly gullible fools. What a wonderful dosage of humility! For that we thank you.
Next, we must issue an apology. We were wrong. You’re only a...
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Dear Alaska,
You are so embarrassing. How can a state that is so beautiful be so dumb? Oh wait, that makes perfect sense. Thank you Sarah Palin for representing us to a T.
Sincerely,
This Ridiculous World
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Dear Different Fish,
You know who you are. The freak. You’re the strange one in the line – the oddball, the novelty, the outsider. We see you dangling there, in what appears to be a rather uncomfortable position, and we can’t help but wonder – what makes you hang amongst those others?
Don’t...
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Wolf Faces
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When the boat stops moving,That’s when everything startsRuthless and unpredictableLike a drunkard’s stray fistOr like poison
My body begins to dismantleEach cell pushes out and awayAnd I am no longer a solid.The liver, the ’stine, the spleenBecome their own ships afloatand capsize.
The mountains tell me how to steadyBut I’m not like them; I’m mostly waterSo...
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